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Since My Last Confession I....

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I Confess.... I don't like it when I bring MY kids sand toys to the park and random kids just take them to play with as community property.  I mean if I am there with you and your kid plays with it, I am fine with it.  But if you don't know me, your kid shouldn't be coming up to me and helping themselves to my things. I Confess.... I don't like kids.  Let me rephrase that.  I don't like the random stranger kids.  Your kids I like.  I Confess... I am a clock watcher.  No matter what I am doing.  I watch the clock.  It bugs me that I do this.  And the harder I try not watch the clock, the more I do it.  It's 9:22 right now. I Confess... I am enjoying Spring break.  So far we've only managed two fun activities for the kids.  But it's about me right?  And it is 9:23. I Confess... If my shows are in repeats, I will find older shows that have been canceled and are now being run on Hallmark.  Last night it was Frasier.  That show was hilarious

In Real Life

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In real life I have a few good friends.  In cyber space I have millions alot  more friends.  I feel connected to each and every one of you.  You sit with me each day, sometimes at breakfast, or lunch.  Maybe you have a Diet Coke with you.  Maybe your kids are fighting over something totally petty and you yell at them to be quiet because you are reading blogs.  No?  Just me?   Well anyway....do you ever wish you could meet your cyber BF's?  Some of you have.  And I am sooo jealous.  I always thought that would be soo cool. Well yesterday me, and my real life BF EmmyMom got to meet Glamazon!   The one and only.  Her family is vacationing here in (sometimes) sunny CA at the Magic Kingdom.  It was her that suggested we all get together.  And I am so glad she did.  I am also...well...touched that she would take time away from her family vacation to come and sit with me and Emmy.  I was excited to meet her and wasn't the least bit worried about awkwardness.  There wasn't any. 

DWTS Classical Night

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Tonight everything is classical in the ballroom.  Right down to having a live 46 person orchestra. Will it prove to be distracting or simply adding ambiance?  I think it was a huge distraction. And not just for me, but for the pros and the celebs as well.  They were having to upstage that orchestra. I want to see the dancers not the orchestra. Romeo, Romeo wherefore is thine garment?  Seriously, why is this a must for you?  Well whatever.  Chelsie took him to play some basket ball to help him associate focus and aggression for their dance.  The Paso Doble.  If he wasn't so hooked on himself I might like him.  The dance was good. But, I saw not one but two lifts!  Watch out for the lift Nazi!  At the end of the dance, Romeo had taken off his vest revealing his once again bare chest.  Romeo and Chelsie Hightower 1-800-868-3405 Len scolded him for it.  "Have a little decorum!  You don't see me flaunting myself about!" He added that the dance was full of passion.

The Status Quote

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  It is time for the Status Quote.  You know where you collect funny, strange, and unusual status updates from your friends!  You don't even have to use names.  Just the update.  We must protect the guilty innocent. So link up with me and EmmyMom! I come inside the house today and brother says "Oh and sister Don't play on the Wii because I'm playing my lego batman game on it" Hello to you to brother  My day was fine thanks for asking...Kids!  Especially the older ones.  ;) I have just discovered for the 2nd time this week that my underwear is inside out. What is going on???????????  Recycling? I sure am glad that the super massive black hole in the middle of the Milky Way galaxy is 25,000 light years away from us. Whew! When you eat a spicy pickle before drinking coffee, it makes the coffee taste like burnt popcorn.  I will take your word for it, k. When the trunk is full it's time to leave the mall :(  Nah, just start putting stuff inside the car.  It'

We Like To Call Them Spring Spheres....

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What is that a picture of? ....That's right!  Those are Easter Eggs.  What part of Easter do the eggs represent?  The celebration of Spring and new birth!  Wow...you guys are on fire for a Monday morning.  So what in the world is a Spring Sphere you ask.  Well I am so glad you did! A high school student, did a week of volunteer work at a local public elementary school.  It was the last week before Spring break and she thought she might close her volunteering by bringing the third graders plastic eggs with candies.  Being a responsible young lady, she asked permission from the teacher first.  The teacher agreed so long as she replaced the term "Easter Eggs" with "Spring Spheres." Excuse me!?  WTH!?  Spring what???  The cool part is, she brought them in, the teacher said, "Ooooh!  Look Spring Spheres."  To which the kids replied, "Easter Eggs cool!"  Even the parks in the city are not calling it an Easter Egg Hunt.  You guessed it...a Spring