Wednesday, April 23, 2014

I'm Fierce

Fierce?

If you don't have a teenager then let me enlighten you that taking a selfie with your fingers poised just so stands for "fierce."  Make me laugh....OUT LOUD!  First of all do they even know the definition of the word itself...here's a couple for your reading pleasure.

1.  menacingly wild, savage, or hostile: fierce animals; a fierce look.

2.  violent in forceintensity, etc.: fierce winds.

Do they really believe they are these things?  Do they think they are conveying this message?  They don't know fierce.  I would like to line them up and smack them ask them if they ever cleaned up someone else's barf, been peed on, cleaned up poop or wiped a booger off their arm that wasn't theirs.  That's fierce right there.  Have they ever gone to head to head with another parent defending their young?  That can get ugly.  Still, I think the most fiercesome thing I came up with besides the gross stuff and turning into a Mama Bear, was this:  Would they lay down their life for someone else?  My guess is no.  I do not even have to hesitate when asked that one.  It's a done deal.  My life for theirs.  That is what fierce means.  I will be menacing and wild if you put my child in any danger.  Do not tangle with any mother.  I am also a violent force of intensity if you cross me; especially when it comes to my kids.  I do not shield them from the world at large, but I will fight anyone who hurts them.  I submit then, that these kids do not know what fierce truly means.  One day they surely will, but for a certainty, it is not that pose.

What is fierce to you?



Friday, April 18, 2014

Friday Five: It's Been a Bad Week



Emmy Mom


It's time for Friday Five with Emmy!  It's been quite a week...are you ready....?

1.  Do you have one of those weeks?  Yep.  Me too.  I am glad it is almost over.  It came in like a lion.  I sure hope it goes out like a lamb!  Sheesh.

2.  One thing that happened was that a high school kid had a stroke of brilliance stupidity and on an app called "YIKYAK" which is anonymous, has no usernames, and has GPS in it(great right) this student made a threat to shoot up the school...oh did I mention that this was at MY KID's SCHOOL!  yeah!  It's been a bad week.  Nothing happened.  Security was up twice as much.  Cops were crawling all over the place.  But yeah...it was bad.  For more info about YIKYAK you can go here and here.

3.  I saw a fox yesterday...no I wasn't at the zoo.  It ran out across the street.  Pretty little thing.  

4.  Kristin and I have a new insult thanks to dear Mr. Shakespeare.  "egg."  Yep, that's it.  "egg."  Just like that.  It's from Macbeth.  "What, you egg!"  

5.  To add insult to injury...I am in currently in a math class.  I will leave it at that.

Picture time...  I actually got some this time!!!

Isn't he cute??

So is she

Jump!

Selfie!

Aren't these yummy? (I didn't buy them...just played.)



Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Why Theatre IS a Sport




During the last three years she has been dragged, chased, a boy, a fangirl, an elf, a zombie, and through it all almost no room socializing or even time to raise money for Girl's Camp.   Why do I think know that drama is a sport to be rivaled with actual sports...well sit down and let me tell you a story or two...

Sometimes when people ask me about my oldest and her ambitions about drama, I often get, "Oh." Like "That's nice, but what does she do when she isn't playing?"  I am not one to offend easily, really I am not.  Tell me a blonde joke, go ahead.  I love them.  I am queen of them.  I often mock my own blonde moments.  

However, when theatre gets tossed off as play time it ruffles my feathers.  Let's start with that dragging I mentioned earlier shall we...


That was a lot of time and effort taken to make sure those girls were not hurt in the process of dragging them down in the pit.  Then there are the countless hours she spends learning new dance routines, plus lines, and blocking all this five days a week all while going to school, plus doing her homework, and going to church activities.  Oh, did I mention she does these dances, and stunts she does so without protective gear?  What?  Oh, see in sports they have to have protective gear.  Theatre isn't a sport.  Even though they stage fight, sword fight--with swords-- learn actual combat (depending on the play) to safely toss each other around.  No, theatre is NOT a sport!  

Do you know why actors perform their own stunts?  It's because it brings that reality of it.  Everything these days can be digitally blended.  So when you see Captain America being tossed around, yeah he is doing that.  If you are not convinced, ask him.  I will wait.  He worked hard for that.  Yes, there were trainers around, and sometimes the answer is no, you just can't do this stunt. But mostly these guys and gals, let's not discount The Black Widow please, do it.  

Theatre is more than any sport.  It takes a lot mental and emotional dedication.  I am not saying sports are lesser; certainly not.  I am saying that theatre should be recognized for more than fun and games.  I see first hand how hard my girl works every school year, all year.  She puts her heart and soul into it just as any professional would.  It's not a game.  It's not play.  It's hard work.  She recognizes that, do you?

*Disclaimer:  Theatre is often swept under the carpets as an unnecessary extracirracullar. It has been my personal experience that more emphasis and importance is placed on Sports porgrams than on any arts programs especially Theatre.  I do not mean to discount sports of any kind.  This is simply how I feel.  The facts about how hard actors work be they pros or students remain truthful.



Friday, April 11, 2014

Five Things

I can easily come up with five things to write about as I am a lover of words.  However, to post five photos every week is a huge challenge for me.  My kids do not let me take their picture.  I have to be very sneaky.  I can only take so many pictures of the cats.  I find instead, that I collect pictures that people post(no I am not creeper I am not collecting children!)  I collect scenic views, quotes and so on.  Occsionally I take a selfie, a picture of a kid, but mostly...it's hard.  That being said...


1.  The one thing we did over Spring break was see Captain America:  The Winter Soldier.  Go see it.  It's very good, intense, and of course because it is Marvel has its funny moments too.  Plus as you know stay for all the credits.  ;)

2.  As a member of The Church of Jesus of Christ of Latter-day Saints, my family and I watched General Conference this past weekend.

3.  A water main broke about 2 miles from our house.  Unfortunately this deeply affected the route to school.  It took us 40 minutes to get Emily to school.  The road buckled.  It will take at least 10 days to repair the damage.

4.  I started a math course last night.  It's going to be a very LONG 5 weeks.  LONG.

5.  Seriously I will need a tutor holding my hand the entire time.

Picture Time...

Ready to see Captain America

Selfie

"You are the center of every group attention"  A little rough in the translation, but okay.

Possiblitiy for my hair.

This stupid cat chased his tail/butt for like that about 5 min because he had a plastic wrapper stuck to him.  He wouldn't let me near him.



I did it!  Five things, and five pictures.  I am linking up with my bestie, Emmy.  




Emmy Mom








Friday, April 4, 2014

The Pirate Fairy

It's Friday!!  The Weekend!  The end of Spring Break...wait what?

1.  It's the end of Spring break.   It's a mixed bad.  I didn't get to sleep in everyday.  In fact, I hardly slept in any days.  I did enjoy the stress free mornings of not having to rush everyone around.  What a drag.  What I won't miss...everything MINE CRAFT.  If you don't have a kid between 7 and 12 consider yourself lucky.

2.  Captain America: The Winter Soldier...still trying to figure out when we are going to see this movie.  So excited about it.

3.  The Pirate Fairy.  Yes, I totally bought it because Tom Hiddleston is James Hook.  However, the movie is adorable.  It has all kinds of Peter Pan references and I laughed so much.  And just so you know Hook is a COD FISH!  He's a meanie butt!  I reccommend this movie to anyone.

4.  "Life is what happens when your busy making other plans."  Do you know who said that?  Put your thinking caps on.  I love this expression especially because it completely sums up Spring break for us.  *

5.  I have lost 14 pounds exactly.  I am moving more and eating less.  That is the big secret.  Sorry. When I hit 5pounds, I bought myself a bracelet.  Since I went past ten pounds I bought myself lotion and a smelly candle.  When I offically lose 15 pounds I plan to buy a tiara!  Why not!  I am worthy of one.

This is a dress I tried on at Penney's.  It is two sizes too big.  However because my ribs and chest are...ahem...it didn't fit right.  Looks cute tho.  I need a Busty Girl Store.  Is there one of those?

My lotion and candle

This is when Ryan was finally feeling better.  He's still coughing, but otherwise himself.
This one is a throw back...it's ME!  I think I was 4.  This is my HOTROD!
Another throwback...this is from Jan...it was after Christmas.  Showing off our weather.  Sorry.  Not sorry.



Emmy Mom


I am linking up with Emmy today for Friday Five!

*John Lennon is the one who said, "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."



  

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Who Am I?


I have been thinking about this a lot lately. Who I am and who I aspire to be...let's get the obvious out of the way.  Wife.  Mother.  Yes, yes...I am those things.  I am proud to be those things.  I would not be a mother of three of the most beautiful, intelligent, ridiculous, fun beings I have the pleasure of knowing if it weren't for being a wife.  This is part of who I am.  I would not have children without a partner.  Why?  Because I am a Christian.  Yep.  I am.  Not only am I a Christian, but get this, I am a member of The Church of Jesus of Christ of Latter-day Saints.  Yep.  I am very  slightly unconventional at times with my love for all things geeky, but I stand by my morals, and everything I am taught.

I am taught this:  to love my neighbor (yeah even the ones who wrong me...that's hard!)  But I am also taught to love everyone.  Everyone.  Guess what?  I do love all people.  Their race, religion, gender are not a deciding factor for me.  Lifestyle?  What was it that Jesus taught?  Love the sinner, not the sin.  Here's the thing.  I'm a sinner.  Yep.  I am still working on that one.  I don't drink, smoke, gamble, cheat, beat my kids but I still sin.  My sin is not your sin.  If didn't sin at all, well I wouldn't be here.


I am also an American.  Yep.  I am a free speech, right to bare arms, American.  I don't care about race...nobody should.  The day it doesn't matter will be the day any and all forms leave race off the forms.  If it truly doesn't matter, then why have it there.

I am a woman.  I am not better than a man, nor do I need one to complete me.  I am strong and capable.  No, I do not know how to change a flat tire or change my oil, but I can call for help on my phone.  This does not make me weak.  It makes me resourceful and smart.  I don't know how to sew.  Don't assume because I am female I know this talent.  I am also tall, that doesn't mean I play basketball.  By the way, I do not.  In fact, I am quite terrible at the sport.  I play softball.

I am blonde.  Blondes are not always dumb.  That comes from Marliyn Monroe depicting blondes as mindless.  She was actually a shark, and a brunette.  I am smart, ornery, and I can tell blonde jokes with the best of them.  "What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?"  "You pull the pin and throw it back!"

I am in school earning my Bachelor's in Humanities for English.  As I approach the end of my second year, I am considering the Master's Program.  I find this school stuff both complex and exciting.  I like the challange, and I have enjoyed improving myself.

This is who I am:  A woman, mother, wife.  American, Christian, Latter-day Saint, and Geek-galore!

I am linking up with Shell today for Pour Your Heart Out.



Friday, March 28, 2014

Friday Friday

Hey, I am really exicted this week, because not only am I linking up with my bestie but I am also hosting with her.  If you check out Emmy's blog you will see the questions she asked me.  Otherwise you will never know what my favorite super power would be.




Emmy Mom




1.  Spring break started off with a bang.  Ryan got sick...like real sick.  He was fine and them BAM!  He spiked a fever and went down.  He counted each time he threw up...I'm not talking episode, I'm talking every. single. time.  It was TEN!  Poor baby.

2.  We watched THOR the Dark World.  His choice.  What?  He has to twist my arm?  

3.  I'm taking a history class now, and my final report is going to be on women in history.  I am super excited about it.  We rock.  It started with EVE!

4.  I have lost 8. 6 pounds.  it has not been easy, but now people are noticing.  I better keep it up!

5.  Is anyone going to see Captian America: The Winter Soldier?  I am looking forward to it.  When did I become such a geek anyway?  

Ryan on Monday....how pathetic is this?  He is finally doing better, but now his throat hurts and he is all squeaky!

This is Clara Barton...she established the Red Cross during the Civil War.  Not only that, but she helped find missing soldiers and marked graves.  She worked under the direction of President Lincoln.  I am a "Barton."  Am I related?  Who knows?  It would be sooo cool!  

One of my all time favorite Easter funnies

We watched the lil' guy and this was us watching Frozen.  Do you just love this movie???
My cover photo on FB because Olaf is so adorable!  "I don't have a skull, or bones!"

Now it's your turn to share 5 thoughts and 5 pictures.